Sigh

When will the insanity stop?

I’ve come to the following conclusion at work — with some reservation — about my most recent predecessor:

1) He knew almost nothing about technology.
2) Ignorance did not get in his way; he broke goddamn near everything.

Things I would do to him, in this order:
1) Shake his hand.
2) Thank him for being incompetent.
3) Stuff him beneath a garbage dumpster, suit lapels facing the alley.