If you and your beloved pet have what it takes to forge a lasting a relationship, maybe it’s time to take the plunge and marry them.
Yes, people are pledging their troth to their pets.
Check it out at: http://www.marryyourpet.com/
And for more about the psychology of preferring a four legged companion over a partner:
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/07/06/america/pets.php
NOTE: The author entertains no plans to marry Oedipus at this time. Or Electra.