The wicked serpent of lust

I haven’t disclosed many details about my new love because one, the Wife is very jealous, and two, this is a geek sort of love. But now that Websters’ added the word wedgie to the dictionary, geeks have risen and my lust is appropriate.

Here is a brief feature list:
1) Gray.
2) Comes with a contract
3) Returnable. Sort of.
4) Not available in all areas.
5) Photographic memory and recall.
6) Stylish lines and curves
7) Lightweight.

It is not this cat, but it had everything to do with this picture.

So who is it? For starters, it’s a what, not a who.

Yes! A Treo. At last my own web browser, text message, email, cellphone, digital camera, personal digital assistant. Like my stepfather says, the difference between a man and a boy is the price of the toy.

5 thoughts on “The wicked serpent of lust

  • March 15, 2005 at 10:53 pm
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    watch out for those contracts mang

  • March 15, 2005 at 10:57 pm
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    i went with the all you can eat data plan. all web browsing and email, all the time.

  • March 17, 2005 at 9:27 pm
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    that machine do it all thing rocks! I bet we would be a couple of cool guys if we hit the road with it along for the ride……..

  • March 21, 2005 at 10:00 am
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    What’s with the satan cat?

  • March 21, 2005 at 6:00 pm
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    its a cellphone, so we talking like .0001 megapixels. the cat has pupils, i swear!

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