I would like fries with that thanks.

Tired of your father’s tomato catsup made with child labor in distant lands? Maybe you are sick of contributing to Mrs. Carole Heinz ( John Kerry to those who voted for him ) billion dollar retirement fund with each dollop of 57 varieties at the local greasy spoon. Good news, the invisible hand that drives the free market brings us…

W KETCHUP! W Ketchup is made in America with ingredients grown in America. According to the website, W Ketchup is America’s ketchup and the W stands for Washington.

So the next time you order a side of Freedom Fries, demand W Ketchup. Because children working long hours for slave wages in dangerous bottling factories is just not nice. In fact, it’s downright mean.

9 thoughts on “I would like fries with that thanks.

  • January 19, 2005 at 2:47 pm
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    Is that for real or just symbolism for the blood spilled in efforts to keep america free?

  • January 19, 2005 at 2:53 pm
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    The ketchup is for sale at 34 bucks a case from W Ketchup LLC. So I think this is for real.

  • January 19, 2005 at 2:54 pm
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    America’s Ketchup!

  • January 19, 2005 at 3:32 pm
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    OMG please tell me this is a joke. I’ll never give up my Heinz! There is simply no comparison. Used to smell it brewing at the factory in my hometown….along with mustard, pickles, etc etc. etc.

  • January 19, 2005 at 4:38 pm
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    Note to sam:
    Subjects to avoid in public forums – politics & religion.

  • January 19, 2005 at 4:51 pm
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    children working in sweatshops earning less than minimum wages transcends politics. this post about consumer choice. that being said, its definitely my most political blog ever.

  • January 19, 2005 at 5:45 pm
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    As long as it’s not religiously political, or politically religious I can live with it. :)

  • January 20, 2005 at 10:10 am
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    People, People…..it’s all about the taste. I agree with hippie j, it is hard to give up something we know and love. Isn’t it also the American way to have our cake and eat it too no matter how many people had to be victimized, stepped on and exploited in order for the taste, presentation and price being the best?! Oops was that my outside voice talking?

  • January 20, 2005 at 3:59 pm
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    everyone made good points here. active comments are read comments ;)

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