Replaced the current mattress with a new one that arrived in a box that weighs 101 pounds and the height of two microwaves. The packaging design is a study of beauty.

A few wild slicing motions with a key, revealed the interior.

Ready for the vacuum sealed goodness, I dumped the contents on the floor.

The last step took a pair of scissors and about two minutes. Before I knew it, Oedipus had christened the bed.

At the same time, Mooshy got trapped in the box. Surely there’s a bed inside for him beneath the plastic wrapping.