By accident, stumbled across one of the most innovative and environmentally sound gifts of the twenty-first century, courtesy of the Internets.
This Valentine Day, why settle for flowers and chocolate, when a truly unique gift is available? Why, indeed.
More stylish than a BMW M6, a gift like this really says a lot about your true sentiments for a loved one. Live at the cutting edge of eco-sculpture for slightly more than the cost of a Godiva chocolate bar, and less than three hits of crack. Show your green friends how much you care.
Behold the dung bunny.
And yes, all Dung products are fashioned from 100% crap. Can’t get any more organic than that. Personally, I am ordering a Dung Snail for each of my previous bosses.
Two for my last one.
Who, would want to handle crap?
It IS 100 per cent organic.
Oh sure Georgejs, you can make the stinky, but you can’t handle the stinky… perhaps it’s not so much organic as toxic? at least in nasal sense/ offense.
Actually, dried dung doesn’t smell and its consistency is hard– the sculptor must add water (like you would with clay) in order to mold the petrified poo.
And my guess is that if people weren’t told they were looking at a pile of sh*t, they wouldn’t even know it.
So be very weary of that garden gnome when next you approach.
Heh. You said gnome. Heh.