“I need one more great movie role so they say, `Wow, she can act! She’s a great actress.’ Then I think they’ll leave me alone.” – Tara Reid.

There is no satisfaction for celebrities anymore. If the media showers them with attention, celebs yell ‘stalker’. If their Q factor slips, it’s a conspiracy. When there is a conspiracy against them, they appear on Geraldo.

Hey Tara, America has left you alone already. Please return the favor.

NOTE: I know this could be funnier. It was a long weekend.