It’s no secret I have issues with Courtney Love. Her flagrant drug use and general bad attitude are irksome. However, as of late she seems different. She’s got six months of sobriety in the can, and a judge considers her progress encouraging. Well, Courtney, what’s next? My friend and I ponder this very quandry…

Sam: she can get thin and do playboy
IM Buddy: keep the scandal to yourself
IM Buddy: hell no
Sam: oh sure
Sam: she gets down to say 140
IM Buddy: the playboy ship sailed a LONG time ago
Sam: more surgery dude
IM Buddy: ok.. you’ve seen her skinny.. and putting the meat back on
IM Buddy: her face is f***** up
Sam: makeup
IM Buddy: her boob job has gone to s***
Sam: can do wonders
Sam: they can fix that
Sam: its painful
IM Buddy: she’s just nasty now
Sam: but they can do it
Sam: she gets down to 140
Sam: they will run her
IM Buddy: circa her esquire appearance, playboy was an option..
IM Buddy: that Corrigan album of hers..
IM Buddy: hustler
IM Buddy: now… well… a boob flopping out on COPS is about her speed
Sam: heh
IM Buddy: if she gets back in shape.. maybe celebrity skin