Meet the driver next door. 
Parking a car, even a large sedan isn’t that wonderfully complicated. Is it?
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Meet the driver next door.
Parking a car, even a large sedan isn’t that wonderfully complicated. Is it?
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sheesh….it’s a conspiracy i tell ya! my parking lot has 16 spaces for 12 units. Even when there are empty spaces, these idiots that live in this bldg pull up into the middle lane and dont take ANY spot…so if you’re trying to leave, you cant pull out because they are blocking you and if you;re trying to arrive…you cant get into any of the available spaces….. We need to come up with a good solution (legal ones tee hee) to these problems. I’m open to suggestions. I’d love to just toss a brick thru their window with a note on it that says….”Opps…I meant to throw that brick in my parking spot, but you’re car was in the way. Sorry. Have a nice day,” or something…
That picture also lives on the bulletin board downstairs in the apartment building so everyone can enjoy when they check their mail. Only on that pic, the tags are clear. A friend IMed me the following suggestion – which i don’t advocate in any way. Take 1/2 gallon of milk. Drain out about 1/2, let the rest spoil in the refrigerator. Add in some number 2 from dogs or cat. Wait for the mixture to reach consistency. If such a concoction found its way on the vents on the hood, imagine the lovely scent for all of time. Of course this would be wrong. So DO NOT do it!
Sam, you are diabolical. HEHE
Maybe if he lives downstairs park your car with your bumper right on his front door? Maybe introduce him to Lorean Bobbit. She is still single?
Hey thanks spacedoubt – i am evil too ( MUHAHAH ). I dont know if Lorena is available or up to the task. @ hippie j – perhaps the neighborhood children will tire of the parking job as well.