Time for funny 2004 Halloween stories via my mother. Thanks mom! Hey, where’s my candy?

College student appears at the door wearing a Kohl’s shopping bag with holes cut out for his head and arms.

Mom: What are you supposed to be?
College Student: Heh. I’m white trash. Get it?

Later: two high school students appear, a boy and a girl. The boy carries a pillowcase, the girl does not. Mom hands them candy. Clutching the booty, the girl jams Kit Kats into her cargo pants.

Mom ( to the girl ): Aren’t you going to run out of room for candy in your pockets?
Boy: There’s plenty of room in there. I should know. They’re my pants.

New this year, proxy trick or treating. This requires one child from a large group to ring the bell. The horde remains at the sidewalk, while the loner demands candy for the group. Mom’s response – “They want candy? Then they walk to the door. This is Halloween, not Domino’s.”