In the In just 2 weeks I’ve punched through the gray area marked by occasional indulgence on one side; full fledged addiction on the other. Denial at this point is futile. The monkey is on my back. Even worse, the little weasel has my cell number.
My drug of choice? Iced Decaf Mocha Swirl Latte. Hold the whipped cream and the sugar, please. Thank you Mr. Coffee Huckster, I will come again.
The best place to purchase this drink is from the franchise that once sold doughnuts with little handles. Since they stopped selling the doughnuts that bear the title of the company I refuse to utter their name in public. All grievances aside, the Iced Lattes are good. Real good.
Try one today. And remember the Iced Latte Support Group meets every Wednesday night. I’ll see you there…